There we go. That’s the best solution to this argument.
Can I get the stripper shoes with the money slots that glow under blacklights?

Veronica…why would you get any other stripper shoes? Those sound perfect. But also…have you been seriously researching stripper apparel?
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Yes, there are photos. There aren’t a lot, but there definitely are some. Do you really want to see them? I didn’t have...
Oh my god! Are there pictures? Can I see? You were probably such a bombshell! Did you have an alter ego name?